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The Welland Sabres are a defunct Tier II Junior \"A\" ice hockey team that were based out of Welland, Ontario and was a part of the Southern Ontario Junior A Hockey League.
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Finsch's euphonia is a species of bird in the family Fringillidae.\nIt is found in northern Brazil, French Guiana, Guyana, Suriname and eastern Venezuela.\nIts natural habitats are subtropical or tropical moist lowland forest and heavily degraded former forest.
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Canon Sydney Robert Elliston MA was a journalist, vicar, and can